Bills United Sightseeing Group

WHAZZZUUUUUUP!!!!

2009-07-04T16:32:00.010+01:00

Long time, no see!
Hi there everybody, yes I am ALIVE and WELL!!!

What, where, and why and all those questions…
Let me try to explain what I have been up to.

It all went a little crazy since we visited the TV show.

PEOPLE WERE AFTER US!!!

Absolutely everywhere.

EVEN ON TV!!!

Just to imagine that so many in Stockholm were interested and keeping up to date what was going on with little me…

Solution..? Get away… FAST!

Mr Kid Napper was amazed and didn´t have a clue that there were so many closing in on us.
What an interest all this has created!

So what to do???
GET AWAY and fast! Two cars and a lot of confusion, and then from safe distance…
Silence!

That was the keyword-”silence” and ”underground”.
Also ”hiding” was discussed.
But first and foremost…
Silence.

”We have to create an encrypted line from where to communicate”, Mr Kid Napper said. ”And get more allies who can help us”, he mentioned.

So it went on.
Cellphones went hot, laptops were used to the limit, thank God for wireless communication and great bandwidth.

Next stop…

Secret location.
No pictures allowed…
The winter went by…
And then; Germany!
Close enough, yet some distance away, bearable climate, not too hot, not too cold, friendly people and lot´s to see.

Bran… Brandbur… Brandnew… Ah whatever and something… Tor.

And all those great hiding places…
They were called bunkers and were used during some kind of war…
The second one I think it was, yeah the second war…
Of worlds or whatever…

I dont mind the barbed wire, I´m stuffed.

So all in all… I`m fine, just doing great. No worries at all.

We will be in touch, much sooner this time!

Good bye for now, see you soon!

Hello Stockholm!!!!

2009-07-04T16:19:00.008+01:00

HELLOOO!!! Long time no see, you will soon discover why!

After the nice tv show visit I was told that we were about to visit the kings castle!!!
THE KINGS CASTLE!!! Wow! Just think about it… I might be able to meet the quy and perhaps the rest of the royal family!!!

Here I am at the gates…

All was calm and then disaster struck… All of a sudden we were at a terrible hurry!
-”We must leave at once”, I was told.
-”Leave the castle?” I asked, but why? ”I haven`t even peed in all this sand yet and…”
-”No, not only the castle, the country, I was told! ”We have been spotted!!!”
-”Spotted? By who?”

No answer…
So after a brief car ride we arrived at the Arlanda Airport. Can you see me?

Lot´s of nice people inside. They liked me I guess…And there they were, the planes. I Didn´t realise that they could be so colorful.

This all feels very exciting, we were about to leave the country,in one of those things. My friendly kidnappers assured me of the safety, nothing to worry about.

I wasn´t worrying I was only so excited.
After a couple of toilette visits later we stepped aboard the plane.
It all was so very cool!
The captain spoke, mostly of the weather but who cares?
I WANT TO FLYYY!!!
Nice comfy chairs, good looking flight attendants, plenty of drinks and… and…and then we took off…
The plane shook and trembeled and so did I.
We went up, up and higher and even more higher.
There were small windows so I could look out. I could see the airport and all the buildings and cars and people disappear.
I could see the clouds. Just like cotton…I was flying…

....But to where...?

Where are we going???

2009-07-04T16:09:00.008+01:00

After the show a nice man who called himself "Kid Napper" took me to an railstation. I didn´t see which because I had a paperbag on my head but I heard that there was trains.

When the train left the station somebody took the paperbag off me and gave me some food. It was disgusting, who do they take me for?? A simple cat or what?? No I´m more noble than that, I ´m the Bill, one and only mascot to Billingebygdens Catclub. Give me some real food.Please, look after me and take me home. :(( Or send me some shrimps

I don´t know where we are but there is a big white ball out here, maybe we are here for fun and playing.Yes, Kid Napper roll the ball to me. :)))

Bill is kidnapped!

2009-07-04T15:53:00.001+01:00

Bill is kidnapped!

Bill has been kidnapped 11/10-2008 from BillingeBygdens
Catclubs International catshow!

We dont want any ransom and you don´t needto worry about him. He will be taken good care of.

When the time is right, he will return.Regards from the kidnapper, Billys United Sightseeing Group, BUSG!